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  • ilovelamp51 said...

    Classy student section.

    Hey at least our student section shows up to the games

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    duvalnole

  • duvalnole said...

    Hey at least our student section shows up to the games

    Last time I heard that joke, I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...

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    "There's going to be a lot of people who didn't stand with us who are going to be remembered for not standing with us." - Al Golden

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  • Alright guys like try to keep it original and fresh

    Here is a good one

    Why did Al Golden cross the road ?

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    NoVaNoles ●

  • ilovelamp51 said...

    It's not like they have anything better to do.

    Sure they do.......

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  • NoVaNoles said...

    Alright guys like try to keep it original and fresh

    Here is a good one

    Why did Al Golden cross the road ?

    I'll bite... Why?

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  • gocanes_10 said...

    I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur...

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  • Thread of the year award goes to...

    This post was edited by Hurricaniac1228 on 5/2/2012 at 10:22 PM

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  • Thread of the year award goes to...

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  • gocanes_10 said...

    I'll bite... Why?

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  • What did the groundhog get when he see's a nole?

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    "There's going to be a lot of people who didn't stand with us who are going to be remembered for not standing with us." - Al Golden

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  • ilovelamp51 said...

    Straight as can be.

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  • ilovelamp51 said...

    I'll pick this back up in the morning... Tucking myself in now.

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  • gocanes_10 said...

    What are you talking about ? Its not cool to go to games like that ?

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  • Why did FSU replace the grass with cardboard at Doak Campbell?

    They always look better on paper.

    Why can't they have a Nativity scene in Tallahassee?

    They can't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

    Did you hear about the FSU graduate running the Fortune 500 company?

    Me neither.

    How many Seminoles does it take to screw in a lighbulb?

    One, but he gets four credits for doing it.

    How do you make Seminole cookies?

    Put them in a bowl and beat them for 2 and a half-3 hours.

    Hurricaniac1228

  • A mortician and his newly appointed apprentice were working late one night embalming dead bodies. The mortician told the appentice he was going to go to the kitchen and grab something to eat. The apprentice, excited at his first chance to emblam a body rolled the cadaver over and got to work. He then noticed a cork stuck in the cadavers assshole. Bewildered he pulled the cork out and suddenly the seminole fight song started playing from the dead bodies asshole. He quickly put the cork back in and went to go get the mortician. The mortician ran in and and the apprentice explained what had just happened. The mortician pulled out the cork out of the bodies ass and the same thing happened. The mortician then answered "So what? I've heard that song come out of a hundreds of thousands of assholes."

    Hurricaniac1228

  • NoVaNoles said...

    What are you talking about ? Its not cool to go to games like that ?

    nono

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  • I'll continue abusing you noles and aussie tomorrow...ninja

    night fellas.

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  • Three football fans were driving along when they noticed a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately they were too late. They discovered the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Hurricanes hat over one of her breasts. The second guy, a Gators fan, placed his hat over her other breast. The nole fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Hurricanes hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Gator hat and returned it. Then he picked up the nole fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the nole fan was a bit irritated and he asked, "Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert?" The coroner responded with a wry smile, "Boy, I can't figure this one out at all. Usually when I come across one of these $eminole hats, there's an asshole under it."

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  • Didn't realize talk about instate rivalries between Florida, FSU and UCF was thread worthy....Thread fail IMO.thumbdown

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  • Hurricaniac1228 said...

    Three football fans were driving along when they noticed a body in the underbrush. Stopping their car, the three guys ran over to see what they could do. Unfortunately they were too late. They discovered the nude body of a deceased young woman. Being gentlemen, the first guy dropped his Hurricanes hat over one of her breasts. The second guy, a Gators fan, placed his hat over her other breast. The nole fan then placed his hat over the woman's very private part. Soon the police arrived. The coroner started checking over the body. He picked up the Hurricanes hat and quickly placed it back. He then picked up the Gator hat and returned it. Then he picked up the nole fan's hat, put it down, then picked it up again inspecting the hat more closely, and then put it down. Then he picked it up a third time. By this time, the nole fan was a bit irritated and he asked, 'Why do you keep picking up that hat? Are you some kind of pervert?' The coroner responded with a wry smile, 'Boy, I can't figure this one out at all. Usually when I come across one of these $eminole hats, there's an asshole under it.'

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  • Hurricaniac1228 said...

    A mortician and his newly appointed apprentice were working late one night embalming dead bodies. The mortician told the appentice he was going to go to the kitchen and grab something to eat. The apprentice, excited at his first chance to emblam a body rolled the cadaver over and got to work. He then noticed a cork stuck in the cadavers assshole. Bewildered he pulled the cork out and suddenly the seminole fight song started playing from the dead bodies asshole. He quickly put the cork back in and went to go get the mortician. The mortician ran in and and the apprentice explained what had just happened. The mortician pulled out the cork out of the bodies ass and the same thing happened. The mortician then answered 'So what? I've heard that song come out of a hundreds of thousands of assholes.'

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  • is always got to be some punk ass Nole fan sniffing the U, we still got more players drafted than their team, preseason rank #5 and end up being 35... moonnono

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    It's all about the U!

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  • datcanes305 said...

    is always got to be some punk ass Nole fan sniffing the U, we still got more players drafted than their team, preseason rank #5 and end up being 35... moonnono

    More players drafted, but you still had your ass kicked. What does that say about your 6-6 coach?

    Shannon had the same players, but with less experience and he finished 7-6.

    #35? FSU finished #23. Are you talking about the Miami team that didn't get a single vote with all those NFL players?

    GANoles93

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