The Blue Board

Jersey drivers...... People from jersey in general.

Westboro Baptist Church grinds my gears. These sick bastards were trying to protest in Newtown CT.

Guilty as charged

On all counts?

Not finishing their job before going home leaving it for someone else(done that), leaving a shopping cart ten ft from the cart return(haven't done that), throwing paper towels and missing the trash can that's 5 ft away then just walking away(done that).

I own a bar. Do you guys want me to go into what pisses me off??? LMAO!!

Let's start with our bartenders (hot, knowledgeable in beer and did I mention hot?) who card somebody who looks 14, gets pissed off, throws a tantrum, says they don't have their ID, look perplexed that they got denied, don't wanna leave, gotta get them off the bar (NJ state law), don't want to move to a table, move to a table, try to sip their friend's drink, get madder at me when I catch them (I always do), etc etc etc...

I just deny them entrance the next time in.... easier that way.

A good friend of my husband's brought one of his pledge brothers to our Halloween party. I had been hearing for months beforehand how this guy thought he was incredibly good looking and had said numerous times that he could hook up with anyone. When he arrived and I was introduced, I turned to our mutual friend and said, " This is the supposed God's gift to women?" He was slightly above average in the face and did not work out so he was flabby with a beer belly.... his ego however was quite impressive. Needless to say he did not stay long because my girlfriends have higher standards. It was extremely amusing.
I have always found that most people that think that they are gorgeous are not and that ones that are make themselves less attractive with the huge ego. The most attractive people are the ones that do not have a clue as to how beautiful they are.

I was in Pennsylvania for a summer internship ( I am from Nebraska) and I had to show my ID for something. Person asked me what the abbreviation was for Nebraska and I said NE. Which is all good, probably the first time he had seen an ID from Nebraska, but then he says back, "I thought NE was for New England"...

That's not a state bro.

I have too many to list them all....

1- When boarding a plane and/or as soon as we land, the douche bag that has to get on his cell phone right away to show us all what a mover and a shaker he is. That call can't wait. Nope, he's finalzing the deal of the century and we all have a front row seat to his business acumen. Hey Trump, you're in 28D for a reason. Whatever bullchit you're talking about I'm betting it can either wait or can be talked about at a lower volume.

2- People that wear their bluetooth head sets 24 hours a day. You've seen them. The moron at Applebees eating his riblets with a head set on. Seriously? Take that damn thing off. If your phone rings you'll have time to put on your stupid headset but in the interim, you look like an idiot.

3- The folks that have yet to enter the bluetooth age and still use the old school head set that plugs into the phone and has that mic in the cord....only they still hold the cord up to their mouths to talk. Uhh, genius, the idea is that the mic picks up the sound of your voice making the head set HANDS FREE, which is sort of the point. If you're going to hold the cord up to your head to talk, then just take the damn thing off and put the phone to your ear. You look like Judy, the Timelife operator giving away shoe phones with that thing on your head to begin with.

4- Women that cannot master the drive up ATM. If you have to pull forward and then back up 8 times only to open the door and half stand out of the car to use the ATM, you're not capable and need to GTFO and just use the walk up version. Life is about knowing your limitations and staying within them. Ladies, that ain't your gig. Just like yoga isn't mine. I'm not all bendy so you won't soon see me in spandex trying to put my knee cap on the middle of my back.

And she has an entire home board of angry, racist (and possibly mentally challenged) FSU fans watching her back, so tread lightly.

Best one of all is the shopping carts in the parking lots. Only the worst type of person does that

Love it.

I use to have a bad problem of leaving shopping carts in parking spaces until I met my wife and she made me stop.

People who walk three (or more) wide in an aisle at a snail's pace.