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I tried baby wipes first and now I have wet wipes.

No joke they will change your life.

Say goodbye to little shit stains, itchy assholes, mudbutt...ect.

Ftlaud is right, I couldn't go back now...no way.

I guarantee that the posters above will be back raving about wet wipes.

You can't. It's a myth.

You get a sexually transmitted disease by.... Wait for it....

Having sex, hence the sexually transmitted part.

Oh my parents told me the same thing then middle school sex Ed came into play.

I mean I'm sure you could develop a rash or something from a nasty toilet seat but it won't be an STD

I went to a Catholic School so my middle school sex ed sucked. The basically told us to don’t have sex until your married, and sex is for making babies and that’s it. Everything I learned before and after that was from Porn.

I like my privacy. I even lock the bathroom door at my own home even though my wife has never tried to get in. It's just knowing that no one else can hear you or is going to walk in. I avoid public restrooms at all costs unless I don't have a choice. I even cringe when I walk into a public restroom and see a guys pants around his ankles. I flush the toilet the whole time while I'm peeing so I don't hear him squeezing one out. Strange but that's just me. Can't explain it other than it's out of my comfort zone.

I'm actually catholic myself just not practicing.

The US is the 4th largest catholic country.

Think it's 21% or around 70 million

I go for the stall too when I'm peeing but if one is not open, I take the urinal farthest from the stall some dude is taking a dump in. It pisses me off when there are 4 urinals and I'm at the corner urinal and some douche comes to the one next to me when others are open further away.

I hate this so f'ing much. It’s already an awkward situation to begin with, but with 4 urinals open you pick the urinal right next to me. fixed

For real. I mean bathroom etiquette means you don't stand next to another dude unless all options have been exhausted.

And you don't talk or look around. Eyes fixed on your stream or at the wall

Thanks still don’t know all the rules around here. Mods my bad.

HE NOT GONE

I don’t know how hard it is either too wait until there are open urinals on both sides, to take a piss. I could understand if it was a emergency but some of these debags are being lazy. You what I hate the most? The ones who try to start a conversation. If you want to ask me my opinion on the game or the weather you could wait until we are walking out.

Thanks, I will probably become a regular member of the LNC and DNC because of my F’d up sleep schedule.