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What is it with some guys and deuceing?

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14 months ago

Ichabod said...
Nah just don't want some jagaloon staring at it while I relieve myself.

If you actually catch someone looking at it, just start yanking on it and blowing them kisses. They'll stop.
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TheT12 said...
If you actually catch someone looking at it, just start yanking on it and blowing them kisses. They'll stop.
Your = you are. Stupid. You're is possessive hence the apostrophe. Duh. Ro' Tide!
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reservemickey said...
Here is a request to you stall people...
1. Don't pee all over the place. 2. If you do, clean it up after. It is your pee. You are going to wash your hands in 2 minutes. 3. Don't use your foot to flush the toilet. I know I'm about to wash my hands but I don't want the piss/crap from 30 people off the bottom of your shoes to be on the handle when I flush it. If you can't flush with your hand, leave it sit there. I'll flush before I go.

Dude, use your foot, too. I'm not touching a flush handle in a bathroom....ever... If I can't do it w/ my foot or it's not automatic, I'm not flushing. I don't eventouch the handle on the faucet. Use paper to turn it on and turn it off and paper to get the door. If there's only the air dryer, I'm not even fn washing my hands. I'm not touching anything in there. People who pre-ejaculate all day in their pants, on their crabs, who have shingles, touch that stuff.
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I can sh*t/piss anywhere. If you wanna watch me then that's your business. I'm not wierd for sh*ttin your wierd for watching.
I also takes long angry bird playing shits at work. I put cheek on seat and get paid to make doodoo. If someone crowds me in the next stall, I make loud farts to encourage them to be gone.
Your = you are. Stupid. You're is possessive hence the apostrophe. Duh. Ro' Tide!
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jkt360 said...

What? You don't think that would make you look away?
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What? You don't think that would make you look away?

I couldn't answer that because I cannot comprehend in my mind me gazing at someones main vein. I also could not picture myself stroking it and making kissing faces at another man to embarass him. IMO that like killing yourself to avoid death.
Your = you are. Stupid. You're is possessive hence the apostrophe. Duh. Ro' Tide!
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jkt360 said...
I also could not picture myself stroking it and making kissing faces at another man to embarass him. IMO that like killing yourself to avoid death.

^^^^^Very underrated post IMO
Also, back to the topic at hand, I feel sorry for anyone not using wet wipes.Using regular tp is analagous to getting dogshvt on your hands, and then "washing" them off by wiping them off with a dry paper towel; and then consider them clean????
They don't know what they don't know
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14 months ago

Very simple....nothing better than a good dook at work.
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DavidsonNCCock said...
I like my privacy. I even lock the bathroom door at my own home even though my wife has never tried to get in. It's just knowing that no one else can hear you or is going to walk in. I avoid public restrooms at all costs unless I don't have a choice. I even cringe when I walk into a public restroom and see a guys pants around his ankles. I flush the toilet the whole time while I'm peeing so I don't hear him squeezing one out. Strange but that's just me. Can't explain it other than it's out of my comfort zone.

I am just like this. I will sit there in a public restroom and strain and strain and nothing comes out. It sucks. Because whenever i have to take a sh!t i have to go home.
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ftlaudcock said...
^^^^^Very underrated post IMO
Also, back to the topic at hand, I feel sorry for anyone not using wet wipes.Using regular tp is analagous to getting dogshvt on your hands, and then "washing" them off by wiping them off with a dry paper towel; and then consider them clean????
They don't know what they don't know

What're you, 6 months old?
You should just go get a bidet
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GoingLightBarny said...
What're you, 6 months old?
You should just go get a bidet

Yes. Yes, I am.
And I'd just as soon shvt in your mout faggot, cause you love licking anus
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jkt360 said...
I couldn't answer that because I cannot comprehend in my mind me gazing at someones main vein. I also could not picture myself stroking it and making kissing faces at another man to embarass him. IMO that like killing yourself to avoid death.

^^ Is now more afraid of getting caught gazing at main veins.
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Yes. Yes, I am.
And I'd just as soon shvt in your mout faggot, cause you love licking anus

Ha ha ha..
Yeah... Okay... You gotta use baby writes on your ass cuz getting fucked inn it makes it tender, and you call someone a faggot...
Ha ha ha i would knock you out with pure slaps, like i would a Bitch
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GoingLightBarny said...
Ha ha ha..
Yeah... Okay... You gotta use baby writes on your ass cuz getting fucked inn it makes it tender, and you call someone a faggot...
Ha ha ha i would knock you out with pure slaps, like i would a Bitch

Dam yo breaff stank
break off some mo shvt and keep dreamin punk
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ftlaudcock said...
Dam yo breaff stank
break off some mo shvt and keep dreamin punk

when yo little balls drop, you will spell it shit.
s-h-i-t
shit
fuckin bitch-ass, onty thing gangster about you is that dood fuckin you
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GoingLightBarny said...
when yo little balls drop, you will spell it shit.
s-h-i-t
shit
fuckin bitch-ass, onty thing gangster about you is that dood fuckin you

You know you boy wouldn't be such a pussy if he didn't have to watch his trickcock daddy earning rent money on his knees on the bafroom floor
Next time I see you there, I'll jus drown your punk ass in a bafroom piss troff while skullfvckin yo babygirl
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You know you boy wouldn't be such a pussy if he didn't have to watch his trickcock daddy earning rent money on his knees on the bafroom floor
Next time I see you there, I'll jus drown your punk ass in a bafroom piss troff while skullfvckin yo babygirl

hmmm...
this was almost gangster, but it's like one of them bullied, scared whiteboys in high school gangster...
you should go shoot up your school, then shoot yourself
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GoingLightBarny said...
hmmm...
this was almost gangster, but it's like one of them bullied, scared whiteboys in high school gangster...
you should go shoot up your school, then shoot yourself

LOL...look at Miss Supafly
You ain't reppin that weak ass fake getto tuff guy shvt no mo????
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ftlaudcock said...
LOL...look at Miss Supafly
You ain't reppin that weak ass fake getto tuff guy shvt no mo????

man, i'm from Humboldt Park
don't make me stupid, does make me gangster.
cuidado, puto
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GoingLightBarny said...
man, i'm from Humboldt Park
don't make me stupid, does make me gangster.
cuidado, puto

LULZ
then you one punkass gangsta SA
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LULZ
then you one punkass gangsta SA

ha ha ha...
you faggots in florida...
ain't no fuckin man gonna ever say LULZ.
so listen here, internet pussy, go back to you wanting to be tough, and terrorizing your high school in your every waking fantasy.
fuckin don't see no fuckin bitchass whiteboys walking through the halls tryin to shoot us at our schools...
ha ha ha... you like 12
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ha ha ha...
you faggots in florida...
ain't no fuckin man gonna ever say LULZ.
so listen here, internet pussy, go back to you wanting to be tough, and terrorizing your high school in your every waking fantasy.
fuckin don't see no fuckin bitchass whiteboys walking through the halls tryin to shoot us at our schools...
ha ha ha... you like 12

Nuthin to do but upvote you showcasing yer punkassery on the internet
Yeh you etuff alright...lulz...u got one hella fantsy goin there bish
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ftlaudcock said...
Nuthin to do but upvote you showcasing yer punkassery on the internet
Yeh you etuff alright...lulz...u got one hella fantsy goin there bish

lulz... ha ha ha...
no faggot says lulz can fight, i know that.
you etuff too, aight... got one hell of a mouth on you... ha ha ha...
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Why is it that black guys can call a grown white males, "white boys" but if a white man ever called a grown black man a "black boy" it would be considered racist and fighting words? I've never understood the hypocrisy on a lot of black/white terms/lingo.
For example, had a white member of this board said what Barney said (which I love you by the way Barney, not trying to call you out, just using you as an example of something that's been on my mind for awhile) to a black person, they would be banned or have his post deleted.
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Why is it that black guys can call a grown white males, "white boys" but if a white man ever called a grown black man a "black boy" it would be considered racist and fighting words? I've never understood the hypocrisy on a lot of black/white terms/lingo.
For example, had a white member of this board said what Barney said (which I love you by the way Barney, not trying to call you out, just using you as an example of something that's been on my mind for awhile) to a black person, they would be banned or have his post deleted.

it's what they call themselves... white boys.
dirty white boys... the white boys...
but when you call a brotha boy, you're callin him a slave...
that's the jist
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