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You get mad. When u get mad, you feel like a badass. When you feel like a badass, you buy a motorcycle. When you buy a motorcycle, you get the young girl. When you get the young girl, you act stupid. When you act stupid, you crash your bike. When you crash your bike, u end up in a neck brace with no job. Dont end up in a next brace with no job.
Danielle Hunter, Jamario Rasco, Anthony FREAK Johnson.. DL wrecking crew of 2013.
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13 months ago

Not bad. Not bad at all.
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13 months ago

That's a truly funny observation
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I give it an 8. Really good effort on Lesticals part, IMO.
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Yes.
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damn someone had a good one like this on bol yesterday. ill try to find it. good stuff though
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Lesticals said...
You get mad. When u get mad, you feel like a badass. When you feel like a badass, you buy a motorcycle. When you buy a motorcycle, you get the young girl. When you get the young girl, you act stupid. When you act stupid, you crash your bike. When you crash your bike, u end up in a neck brace with no job. Dont end up in a next brace with no job.

nice.
this almost exact same thing was posted on another bama forum earlier this week. here it is (included pics under each line, but this format won't let me do it like that, show i just deleted them. all of petrino)
When you don't beat Bama, you go through a mid-life crisis........
When you go through a mid-life crisis, you buy a Harley.......
When you buy a Harley, you meet 25 year old blonde former volleyball players......
When you meet 25 year old blonde former volleyball players, you go joy riding with them.......
And when you go joy riding with them, you wind up in a press conference wearing a neckbrace......
DONT WIND UP IN A PRESS CONFERENCE WEARING A NECKBRACE
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Lol damn I thought I was the originator.
That one is funny too
Popped in my head on the crapper
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damn someone had a good one like this on bol yesterday. ill try to find it. good stuff though

found it
* When you are an offensive genius, you get a job in the NFL. When you get a job in the NFL, you lose games.
* When you lose games, you take a job at Arkansas. When you live in Arkansas, you get bored.
* When you get bored, you go looking for strange. When you go looking for strange, you find strange.
* When you find strange, you take it for a ride on your motorcycle. When you take strange for a ride on your motorcycle, she reaches around and grabs your junk.
* When she grabs your junk, you wreck your motorcycle. When you wreck your motorcycle, you end up at a press conference in a neck brace.
* Don't end up at a press conference in a neck brace...switch from cable and upgrade to DirecTV.
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13 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Should be pinned
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Lesticals' is the best, IMO.
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Lesticals' is the best, IMO.

Of course he's an LSU fan
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You get mad. When u get mad, you feel like a badass. When you feel like a badass, you buy a motorcycle. When you buy a motorcycle, you get the young girl. When you get the young girl, you act stupid. When you act stupid, you crash your bike. When you crash your bike, u end up in a neck brace with no job. Dont end up in a next brace with no job.

lol i cracked up Good one
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13 months ago

Read this thread multiple times, still full of win.
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