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White Trash Birthday Party Ideas

  • Think what you will, but this is meant in fun. A friend of mine is having a "white trash bash" this weekend. I come to you, oh TBB, for ideas on food, clothing and any other paraphernalia that may adequately justify the setting of such an event.

    Food: Spam, potted meat, Funyuns, Vienna Sausages, pork skins, mountain dew, sunkist, Pabst, Milwaukee's Best
    Clothing: WWE sleeveless shirt, jhorts, barefeet, Dale Jr. 88 tat (temporary, of course), tramp stamp (on our 4 month old's baby diaper), no clothes besides diaper for baby

    We have a couch and plan to burn it for the bonfire. We also plan to have awards (Dollar General gift cards) to best dressed, best use of spam, best skullet/mullet, etc.

    Any suggestions, ideas or pictures?

    WRobins

  • Go as bammer.

    EDIT: Damnit.

    This post was edited by devidee on 8/8/2012 at 9:41 AM

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  • make a shvtload of these

    Pear Salad II Recipe from Allrecipes.com

    Sweet and delightful! Pears are filled with mayonnaise and cheese, then topped off with a festive cherry. A sure party pleaser.

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  • downlowdawg said...

    make a shvtload of these

    oh wow. Excellent. Pears, mayonnaise and cheese, with a cherry. Powerful, yet simple.

    WRobins

  • This is great. clap

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  • Here's a wardrobe option -

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  • WRobins said...

    Think what you will, but this is meant in fun. A friend of mine is having a "white trash bash" this weekend. I come to you, oh TBB, for ideas on food, clothing and any other paraphernalia that may adequately justify the setting of such an event.

    Food: Spam, potted meat, Funyuns, Vienna Sausages, pork skins, mountain dew, sunkist, Pabst, Milwaukee's Best Clothing: WWE sleeveless shirt, jhorts, barefeet, Dale Jr. 88 tat (temporary, of course), tramp stamp (on our 4 month old's baby diaper), no clothes besides diaper for baby

    We have a couch and plan to burn it for the bonfire. We also plan to have awards (Dollar General gift cards) to best dressed, best use of spam, best skullet/mullet, etc.

    Any suggestions, ideas or pictures?

    You could have a white trash bikini contest but half of the contestants have to be preggers.

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    This post and its contents is not meant to demean or marginalize the contributions of Jim Tressel as Head Coach at The Ohio State University

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  • WRobins said...

    oh wow. Excellent. Pears, mayonnaise and cheese, with a cherry. Powerful, yet simple.

    the irony? check out the username of the user rating at the top of the page biggrin

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  • downlowdawg said...

    the irony? check out the username of the user rating at the top of the page

    By: BAMACHICKKP9
    "Sweet and delightful! Pears are filled with mayonnaise and cheese, then topped off with a festive cherry. A sure party pleaser."

    --copied from site. No flame, just posting what it says.

    WRobins

  • how do you exclude natty light and busch from the beer list?

    chicks dressed pregnant smoking cigarettes. rumpleminze schnapps shots.

    look up pictures of WVU and arkansas fans

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  • WRobins said...

    Any suggestions, ideas or pictures?

    1. Have the party in a trailer park
    2. Serve Rice Krispie treats and Kool-aid
    3. Attire should consist of dirty white tops and dirty blue jeans
    4. Buy a DVD of Jerry Springer Season 3. Set on repeat.
    5. Food served on NASCAR- themed paper plates.

    Hope this helps shrug

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  • phillip740il said...

    how do you exclude natty light and busch from the beer list?

    chicks dressed pregnant smoking cigarettes. rumpleminze schnapps shots.

    look up pictures of WVU and arkansas fans

    Not excluded at all. We are still taking in ideas. Good ones there, btw.

    WRobins

  • hurricanes01 said...

    1. Have the party in a trailer park 2. Serve Rice Krispie treats and Kool-aid 3. Attire should consist of dirty white tops and dirty blue jeans 4. Buy a DVD of Jerry Springer Season 3. Set on repeat. 5. Food served on NASCAR- themed paper plates.

    Hope this helps

    Good stuff. I thought about wearing a "wife-beater" that was stained with motor oil. We have some NASCAR plates. There will be some grape koolaid too (for kids and adults).

    There will be Whitesnake tapes (yes, I said cassete tapes) playing music, we are placing a window unit in the yard, along with a junk car, and an old dishwasher. We have slim jims on menu as well. I called the local McDonald's to bring the McRib back for one weekend, but they said no.

    WRobins

  • cut off denim jackets(even though its hot) really short cutoff jeans.

    Dairy queen food

    dirty ass clothes of any sort with holes in them

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  • It doesn't say white trash party if the party favors aren't in Wal-Mart shopping bags.

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    This post and its contents is not meant to demean or marginalize the contributions of Jim Tressel as Head Coach at The Ohio State University

    buckperry

  • non of this in before go as a Bammer crap .... thats a legitimate theme

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  • I am incredibly offended by this thread.

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    CrimsonTemplar

  • Let me mullet over.

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    Looks like another perfect day.

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  • Change thread title from "White Trash Birthday Party Ideas" to "Bammers a ?"

    I don't think they realize they are getting summoned.

    This post was edited by SmithDawg48 on 8/8/2012 at 12:56 PM

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    Your = you are. Stupid. You're is possessive hence the apostrophe. Duh. Ro' Tide!

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  • Make sure you have dip, wear bama shirt and jorts, drink Bush and Skoal vodka, talk like a bama fan(hick), drive a 1980's rusty pickup, make sure your wife has a black eye, wife smokes marborlo lights while prego, wear a big fake gold chain, pull out about 5 teeth,

    LScootU

  • CrimsonTemplar said...

    I am incredibly offended by this thread.

    Explain.

    WRobins

  • downlowdawg said...

    make a shvtload of these

    Gross

    White trash party isn't complete without wind chimes made out of beer cans or sticks and fishing line.

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  • My version of a louisianna coona$$.

    Make sure you have a doobie, wear lsu shirt and sagging pants, drink koolaid and Eat watermelon, talk like a lsu fan(coona$$) drive a 1980's oldsmobile with 22s make sure your wife has 15 kids, wife snorts crack while prego, wear a big fake gold chain, pull out about 5 teeth,

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  • One of the best ideas for this party would be the following (did this one myself once):

    1. All beers must be in cans
    2. dump all beers into one large trash can
    3. fill with ice
    4. Cover with towel or trash can top
    5. Whatever you pull you drink, if caught putting it back you must shotgun it and pull another

    we called it a crappy beer party, really terrible beer was brought by all.

    obvious troll

    rice77

  • CrimsonTemplar said...

    My version of a louisianna coona$$.

    Make sure you have a doobie, wear lsu shirt and sagging pants, drink koolaid and Eat watermelon, talk like a lsu fan(coona$$) drive a 1980's oldsmobile with 22s make sure your wife has 15 kids, wife snorts crack while prego, wear a big fake gold chain, pull out about 5 teeth,

    Ignorant Black LSU fan (its a group not the whole race, so its not racist, sign Michigan fans) IMO, guess my post hit a little to close to home. It's ok white trash

    This post was edited by LScootU on 8/8/2012 at 1:53 PM

    LScootU

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