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How do you wipe? Sitting or standing? How many times? No wipe, once, twice, or as many as it takes? Front to back or back to front? Do you sometimes shower it off? Anyone use a bidet? What about large wipe or thin wipe?
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I use my hand like the majority of people.
"A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."
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BillyEN4C said...
How do you wipe? Sitting or standing? How many times? No wipe, once, twice, or as many as it takes? Front to back or back to front? Do you sometimes shower it off? Anyone use a bidet? What about large wipe or thin wipe?

- Sitting
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- back to front
Sitting is the only way to make sure you get all the poo wiped off.
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How do you wipe? Sitting or standing? How many times? No wipe, once, twice, or as many as it takes? Front to back or back to front? Do you sometimes shower it off? Anyone use a bidet? What about large wipe or thin wipe?

I use 2-3 wet wipes while sitting and then come back with 2 dry folded up pieces of 2 ply to dry. Always front 2 back. [flush]
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LOSNOLES said...
I use 2-3 wet wipes while sitting and then come back with 2 dry folded up pieces of 2 ply to dry. Always front 2 back. [flush]

Ahh wet wipes. Thats the way to do it
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Dragging my anus against the carpet. The way God intended.
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BamaLivesFootba said...
I use my hand like the majority of people.

I bit primal
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BillyEN4C said...
I bit primal

It's a club a few billion strong.
"A political call, the fall guy accord...We can't afford to be neutral on a moving train..."
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Depends on the leaves. If they are from an oak tree or pine tree. If they are dead or alive. You know the usual
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Standing, usually put one leg up on the seat so I can get up in the crack with no issue. I fold the paper and use as many wipes as it takes. Sometimes I just get in the shower if its bad, but I always keep wet wipes around at work incase I have a burner.
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Guess I'm the only one that stands
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BillyEN4C said...
Guess I'm the only one that stands
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2 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

I wipe from a full hand stand, only way to get full coverage.
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SCirish843 said...
I wipe from a full hand stand, only way to get full coverage.

I can see this going so very, very wrong.
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WillieMuffcramp said...

I also only wipe twice. If you can't get it in two I mean come on
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BillyEN4C said...
I also only wipe twice. If you can't get it in two I mean come on

If you have a clean break you don't have to wipe at all
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WillieMuffcramp said...
If you have a clean break you don't have to wipe at all

Oh really
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WillieMuffcramp said...
If you have a clean break you don't have to wipe at all

Who is regular enough for that? A clean break for me would literally be worth it's weight in gold.
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WillieMuffcramp said...
If you have a clean break you don't have to wipe at all

You have to wipe at least once to check.
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wet wipes, pffffftt.... just dunk the TP into the toilet before using.
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2 months ago via 247Sports Mobile

Use 1 piece of toilet paper. Put my finger in the middle of the hole. Get everthing on my finger and then after its clean down there I fold paper around finger and wipe all excess off.
I squat very low to the ground doing this as well.
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Who is regular enough for that? A clean break for me would literally be worth it's weight in gold.

It's like a once a year dump,but when it happens you know. You just stand up, pull your pants up and walk out the bathroom like a champ
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It's like a once a year dump,but when it happens you know. You just stand up, pull your pants up and walk out the bathroom like a champ

If its Soild usually there's gonna be some blood on the tp
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I got a bidet attachment a few months ago. Life has been wonderful ever since.
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A poop that does not involve wiping is consider by doctors to be a healthy dump.
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