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I can't even call 'beer shits' 'beer shits' anymore, it's just pooping at this point.
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PerkAslut said...
I got a bidet attachment a few months ago. Life has been wonderful ever since.

You get any penetration?
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You get any penetration?

A little. It's a pretty strong stream.
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I got a bidet attachment a few months ago. Life has been wonderful ever since.

Bet thats awesome
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Bet thats awesome

40 bucks and takes about 10 minutes to install. Well worth it.

LUXE Bidet Vi-110 Fresh Water Spray Non-Electric Mechanical Bidet Toilet Seat Attachment - Amazon.com

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I can't even call 'beer shits' 'beer shits' anymore, it's just pooping at this point.

I get beer shats just about 70% of the time now and about 60% of the time blood on the to. I wipe front to back. Back to front seems communist
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40 bucks and takes about 10 minutes to install. Well worth it.

Well I know what I'm bout to go buy
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I get beer shats just about 70% of the time now and about 60% of the time blood on the to. I wipe front to back. Back to front seems communist

Wiping back to front? Thanks a lot Obama...
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Hate when you're in a hurry and you have one of those nasty poo's that makes you have to get in the shower
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Wiping back to front? Thanks a lot Obama...
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Hate when you're in a hurry and you have one of those nasty poo's that makes you have to get in the shower

Ugh I hate those! The kind that you have to wipe your cheeks off before you can even think about wiping the crack.
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Hate when you're in a hurry and you have one of those nasty poo's that makes you have to get in the shower

Do you go full in the shower or do you just kinda point the shower head. I got one of those shower heads on a hose so it's kinda like a bidet
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Ugh I hate those! The kind that you have to wipe your cheeks off before you can even think about wiping the crack.

Could just let it go and have chapped/itchy ass. It's ok if you are gonna be sitting awhile
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BillyEN4C said...
Do you go full in the shower or do you just kinda point the shower head. I got one of those shower heads on a hose so it's kinda like a bidet

Lucky, although seems like a slippery slope towards inappropriate 'prostate exams'
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I don't like pooping in public but sometimes you gotta. I swear every time I'll get a poo and it will splash the toilet water on me. not only is it cold but it's nasty.
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SCirish843 said...
Lucky, although seems like a slippery slope towards inappropriate 'prostate exams'

Yeah if you put it on the pulse setting you are probably asking for it
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Well I know what I'm bout to go buy

You will not be disappointed.
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BillyEN4C said...
I don't like pooping in public but sometimes you gotta. I swear every time I'll get a poo and it will splash the toilet water on me. not only is it cold but it's nasty.

That's why you always put paper in the toilet first. Stops the splash
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Wiping from front to back seems utterly outrageous to me. There's gotta be only a handful of people in the world that do this, amirite? You're in an exclusive club, Billy.
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Wiping from front to back seems utterly outrageous to me. There's gotta be only a handful of people in the world that do this, amirite? You're in an exclusive club, Billy.

I guess so. I stand up and wipe front to back. Seems natural to me
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Wiping from front to back seems utterly outrageous to me. There's gotta be only a handful of people in the world that do this, amirite? You're in an exclusive club, Billy.

I stand, start at the bottom and wipe up. I mean, think about if your chick did the opposite
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WillieMuffcramp said...
I stand, start at the bottom and wipe up. I mean, think about if your chick did the opposite

Toilet bros
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BillyEN4C said...
I guess so. I stand up and wipe front to back. Seems natural to me

Oh standing up...well that seems reasonable. I meant sitting down & wiping front to back.
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Oh standing up...well that seems reasonable. I meant sitting down & wiping front to back.

Here's the issue with wiping back to front, think about if a girl did it. That means they're wiping fecal matter toward the vagina which some like to eat. What if they're reckless! I like to eat corn but not digested corn!
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Here's the issue with wiping back to front, think about if a girl did it. That means they're wiping fecal matter toward the vagina which some like to eat. What if they're reckless! I like to eat corn but not digested corn!
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