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When you stand up it gives you the opportunity to look at what you just accomplished
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WillieMuffcramp said...
Here's the issue with wiping back to front, think about if a girl did it. That means they're wiping fecal matter toward the vagina which some like to eat. What if they're reckless! I like to eat corn but not digested corn!

Girls don't poop do they?
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Girls don't poop do they?

No, and I think we should start a petition to have Willie banned for even bringing it up.
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BillyEN4C said...
When you stand up it gives you the opportunity to look at what you just accomplished

I stand to exam if a pre-climax flush is needed a few times a poop anyway. Hell I a workout standing to wipe
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PerkAslut said...
No, and I think we should start a petition to have Willie banned for even bringing it up.

You sure are on a banning rampage the last couple months
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PerkAslut said...
No, and I think we should start a petition to have Willie banned for even bringing it up.

Puleaasee, I've blamed some of the worst chits I've ever smelled on a buddy only to find out it was his girlfriend
Here I sit broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
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Puleaasee, I've blamed some of the worst chits I've ever smelled on a buddy only to find out it was his girlfriend

Defriend this kid with the wildebeest gf
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ScarletnCream said...
You sure are on a banning rampage the last couple months

I've PM'd every mod I can find to get you banned, but none will bite.
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WillieMuffcramp said...
Puleaasee, I've blamed some of the worst chits I've ever smelled on a buddy only to find out it was his girlfriend

My ex gf used to make me hold her hand when she was constipated.
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My ex gf used to make me hold her hand when she was constipated.

That why she your ex now?
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I thought girls either peed brown or dropped off lil pink bunnies or rainbows
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BillyEN4C said...
I thought girls either peed brown or dropped off lil pink bunnies or rainbows

Yes but they do it only once a week so the bunnies are rotten
Here I sit broken hearted, had to fart but then i sharted.
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WillieMuffcramp said...
Yes but they do it only once a week so the bunnies are rotten

Ohhhh. That's why it might still stank
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Bump... Funny thread is funny.
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I use 2-3 wet wipes while sitting and then come back with 2 dry folded up pieces of 2 ply to dry. Always front 2 back. [flush]

This is literally my exact same go to move as well
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Dragging my anus against the carpet. The way God intended.

I am crying laughing, thank you
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