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Zombie Apocalypse discussion thread

  • I'm surprised there aren't more head coach nominations ITT.

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  • Justin Hopkins said...

    I'm surprised there aren't more head coach nominations ITT.

    Ed Hochuli. An assistant coach would be (Auburn's OL coach) Jeff Grimes. Seeing him walking around campus he is pretty intimidating. Head coach would be Lane Kiffen. I wouldn't feel bad to pull a Shane on him. Shoot him in the leg and let the zombies get him to save myself. I may even watch for a bit.

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  • Nick Saban would be able to teach them how to play football so at least we can still have that.

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  • Gimme the pirate himself Mike Leach. Dude is nuttier than a snickers bar.

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  • If I'm taking a coach I'm taking Paul Rhoades. Seems crazy enough to come up with good ideas.

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  • Justin Hopkins said...

    I'm surprised there aren't more head coach nominations ITT.

    Nick Saban. Dude prepares like no others and recruit well to my island. I'd be stockpiling 4 and 5 star survivors constantly. And if you didn't perform, he'd cut you from the island

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  • I would hide out in a Brewery.... Dig a moat aroud it and keep all the Reef girls inside just for me..

    I would also have Rex Ryan's fat censored just in case I need to run, they would feast for days.

    As for weapons, I've heard of alot of good one but I would have to go with a Triple Morning Star

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  • Coach Knight, dude can throw chairs like nobody's buisness........

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  • I would just need Bo Pelini and a lot of beer, no weapons. I could drink beer all day watching Bo ripping off zombie heads.

    A chick? Would have to go with Bar Rafeli.

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  • Aubrey Bloom said...

    If I'm taking a coach I'm taking Paul Rhoades. Seems crazy enough to come up with good ideas.

    Rhodes definitely has lottery-pick potential. Danny Hope and Bud Foster are two others I find intriguing as potential zombie killing machines. Hope's whistle that he wears 24/7 is an added bonus as a diversionary tactic.

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  • Charles Power said...

    Rhodes definitely has lottery-pick potential. Danny Hope and Bud Foster are two others I find intriguing as potential zombie killing machines. Hope's whistle that he wears 24/7 is an added bonus as a diversionary tactic.

    Woah. Charles came out of BOL? Post here more often man

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  • Ya gotta take Urban. He could 'flip' the zombies to our side. Only the elite zombies though. We could then use our elite zombie force to destroy the #scrap zombies that we didn't want.

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  • ItsMerMAN said...

    Ya gotta take Urban. He could 'flip' the zombies to our side. Only the elite zombies though. We could then use our elite zombie force to destroy the #scrap zombies that we didn't want.

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  • ItsMerMAN said...

    Ya gotta take Urban. He could 'flip' the zombies to our side. Only the elite zombies though. We could then use our elite zombie force to destroy the #scrap zombies that we didn't want.

    he's only going to lie to you then toss you out to get eaten and say there was someone better, true story...

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  • The best head coach to take is obviously Al Golden. His tie would kill all zombies. smoke

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  • hurricanes01 said...

    he's only going to lie to you then toss you out to get eaten and say there was someone better, true story...

    Urban is also pretty good at developing criminals. So that would be very valuable to have with you in a zombie ridden world.

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  • gocanes_10 said...

    Urban is also pretty good at developing criminals. So that would be very valuable to have with you in a zombie ridden world.

    He is, then when he has taught his last criminal, he will jump ship and coach at PSU.... True story.

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  • hurricanes01 said...

    He is, then when he has taught his last criminal, he will jump ship and coach at PSU.... True story.

    Touché lol

    Sandusky would be a solid choice as well. He would rape all the zombies. Just gotta watch your anus.

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  • gocanes_10 said...

    Touché lol

    Sandusky would be a solid choice as well. He would rape all the zombies. Just gotta watch your anus.

    Remember, Sandusky would only handle the children zombies, we are left to the rest.

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  • I am taking Seal Team 6 with me to Cuba. We would clear the island and posess it.

    Cuban smokes for us.

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  • Justin Hopkins said...

    SIAP: I'm on the Zombie Apocalypse bandwagon. I'm building a bunker right now in my backyard. (No, not really.)

    So what weapon do you bring? What are three things you must have? Are you staying on a farm trying to establish a community or keep moving? Are you moving to a warmer climate?

    Which college football head coach would you most want with you?

    We all need to be prepared people, let's plan for it now. Go.

    I work at a food distribution wharehouse so my goal would be to get there and lock all the dock doors which are prolly 5 feet off the ground. Its already fenced in with barbwire at the top. As for weapons theres a guns n leather about a mile away got hit that place up. Got semi's out in the yard to get away. Only bad thing is its n a meduim density population area n its less than a half mile from the interstate. As for a coach probably muschamp dude would go ape shizz on some zombies. And saban if not muschamp

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  • I would find a nice open space somewhere, probably a farm, and then go out and stockpile supplies (food, water, gas, weapons, vehicles, atv's, alcohol, etc..). Then i'd invite all the good looking women i could as well as a few of my closest friends (and family assuming they were still alive but they have to stay in a separate house on the property). I would dig a big moat, then 15 yrds closer would be a trench with spikes, then a little closer would be a a tall wall with spike and barbed wire at the top. If they get past that somehow i would blow their heads off.

    We would party nonstop and i would probably build some sweet stuff on my property. Basketball court, driving range, maybe a few created golf holes.

    I would bring Coach Saban for sure due to his excellent preparation (as already mentioned) and scott cochran so he can prepare us physically by putting us all through the 4th quarter program.

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  • Im going somewhere with a large fence and leaving one open area. In that open area I am stationing Bo Pelini. No zombie is going to go after him when he is furious.

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  • PTCcock195 said...

    Coach: former South Carolina/current Penn St S & C coordinator Craig Fitzgerald. Dude is crazy.

    Yup. I'm taking Fitz 2 as well (Sean Fitz is regular Fitz). Even zombies would be afraid to get too close.

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  • Justin Hopkins said...

    SIAP: I'm on the Zombie Apocalypse bandwagon. I'm building a bunker right now in my backyard. (No, not really.)

    So what weapon do you bring? What are three things you must have? Are you staying on a farm trying to establish a community or keep moving? Are you moving to a warmer climate?

    Which college football head coach would you most want with you?

    We all need to be prepared people, let's plan for it now. Go.

    I keep moving till I find a bunker high in the mountains ... Probably somewhere where it snows a lot so I can track the movements of any zombies moving in on my territory. My weapon of choice would be a bat wrapped in barbed wires with rusty nails attached. I'd carry plenty of water and probably my collection of midget porn.... Les Miles would be the coach I'd want with me. The guy will eat grass... He knows how to survive.

    This post was edited by orangeasylum on 3/27/2012 at 10:12 PM

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