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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Was: Have smart phones changed pooping as we knew it?
I say yes.
Now: The official poop bump thread.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Einstein on 4/13/2011 at 10:31 PM
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2 years ago

Whenever I poop at work, I come to 247.
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2 years ago

i say maybe, somewhat, but not really.
i went from reading a magazine/newspaper/anything else within reach if neither of those available, to cell phone with some stupid tetris game or similar, to my iphone playing fruit ninja or similar.
so, while it's improved the quality of entertainment while on the john, it's not necessarily ground breaking in giving us something to do and waste time on.
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2 years ago

I'm a big fan of dropping a deuce while surfing the interwebz
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My poop came out of me the same way before I got my droid. What I do while that poop comes out of me however, has changed.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

I can't tell you the last time I dropped a duece without my phone.
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2 years ago

Incompl said...
Whenever I poop, I come to 247.

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aussiebrew33 said...
I can't tell you the last time I dropped a duece without my phone.

Same here, I am pooping now.
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just had a thought......................toilet paper dispensing phone
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My android has allowed me to cancel my ESPN the mag subscription.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Yes, no more magazines in the bathroom. It's either 247, tigerbait, or a game.
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I actually have a tv in my bathroom for the season so I can use the bathroom without having to miss any action.
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It's to the point to where i will get on 247 on my laptop and suddenly i have to poop. Ive trained myself...
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T-Noles813 said...
It's to the point to where i will get on 247 on my laptop and suddenly i have to poop. Ive trained myself...

You are like Pavlov's dog.
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aussiebrew33 said...
You are like Pavlov's dog.

Yah, it's pretty weird.
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2 years ago

My buddy dropped his phone in the bowl one time so it's not a risk-free activity... I'm extremely careful now.
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BigLoad99 said...
My buddy dropped his phone in the bowl one time so it's not a risk-free activity... I'm extremely careful now.

I did that a few years ago. It was such a dagger.
"The world is full of kings and queens who blind your eyes and steal your dreams" - Dio
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BigLoad99 said...
My buddy dropped his phone in the bowl one time so it's not a risk-free activity... I'm extremely careful now.

I am always extra careful with it. I am aware of the dangers.
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2 years ago

I am changing the thread title to bump when pooping.
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Technically I have already bumped this thread once earlier then. I am currently bumping it again.
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Bump for pooping while posting or PWP
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I'm making bad potty.
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bump
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Bump bump
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Morning dump bump
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