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Bump for kirplunk
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This post was edited by Mitch Connor on 4/14/2011 at 9:28 AM
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Taking my daily coffee dump as we speak. A few things I'd like to share with you lads:
first, if you're at work and dropping a steamer, check out the link I've posted. It tells you how much money you make per dump (varies depending on how much you're paid plus how long in time your dump is).
Second, has anybody ever tried the AC Slater technique? It's sitting on the toilet the opposite way (facing the tank). Very efficient if you have your laptop or a textbook bc you can rest it on top of the water tank. A little awkward at first but once you get used to it, it's amazing.
I had one last thing to say but can't remember plus it's time to wipe. Until my next dump bump....

This post was edited by Mitch Connor on 4/14/2011 at 9:29 AM

Work Poop - Headquarters

Work Poop - Poop at work, you get paid for it.
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2 years ago

all of my poop experiences have been pretty $hitty, with or without Android
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

To the top for my later than usual morning poop. Which this morning started out pretty solid but quickly turned to pure morning coffee.
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2 years ago

after lunch bump
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Lol @ AC Slater
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2 years ago

I'm dump bumping Jerry and loving every minute of it!!!
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2 years ago

Bump.
Huddles are for rookies.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Bump
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Bumping for 2nd time today - how's everybodys day been?
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2 years ago

Bump for poop
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2 years ago

Bump. Just got a high score on Jewels...
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2 years ago

Bump...Mexican for lunch
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2 years ago

Bumping and I don't even have a smart phone. Who says you can't take your 15'' macbook pro everywhere?
And how does the AC Slater work without taking your pants completely off?
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2 years ago

c_woodson said...
And how does the AC Slater work without taking your pants completely off?

That's the catch. I wouldn't attempt outside the comforts of your own home.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

c_woodson said...
Bumping and I don't even have a smart phone. Who says you can't take your 15'' macbook pro everywhere?
And how does the AC Slater work without taking your pants completely off?

Obviously you have to take your pants off or pull your feet up behind you which wouldn't be comfortable. I always take my pants off when I take a dump anyway because I find it more relaxing. Just make sure you don't crap on the front of the toilet seat.
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2 years ago

Wait a minute... wait just a god damn minute......
Are you telling me there are naked shitters out there?
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Don't knock it til your try it brosemite Sam, from the comforts of your home of course. Outside the house it's off limits.

This post has been edited 2 times, most recently by Mitch Connor on 4/14/2011 at 5:17 PM
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2 years ago

Guess what I'm doing? No, really. Guess.
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2 years ago

ChiefDrinkBeer said...
Wait a minute... wait just a god damn minute......
Are you telling me there are naked shitters out there?

Every time. Twinkle twinkle baby.
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

Oh yea I'll bump to that
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2 years ago via 247Sports Mobile

It feels good to dump bump.
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2 years ago

I'm having contractions.
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