Insult LSU with a Limerick

Insult LSU with a Limerick

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  • Your coach is still MIA
    Bought recruits is what they say
    Don't get elated
    Wins are vacated
    -With love, The NCAA

  • Discussion
  • Fuck LSU

  • You paid for our coach to come down your way,
    You bought yourself kids who'd play for your pay.
    Your French Quarter stinks,
    With trucks that say "Brinks".
    Please shove up your hole a beignet!

    (yeah, yeah, I know... but WTF rhymes with Baton Rouge??)

    This post was edited by SpartanRalph 7 months ago

  • SpartanRalph said... (original post)

    You paid for our coach to come down your way,

    You bought yourself kids who'd play for your pay.

    Your French Quarter stinks,

    With trucks that say "Brinks".

    Please shove up your hole a beignet!

    (yeah, yeah, I know... but WTF rhymes with Baton Rouge??)

    Spat on luge

  • mary had a little lamb
    and 2 guys from louisiana
    eiffel towered the damned thing

  • Yellow and purple are quite the pairing.
    Take your guys off the payroll if you want to be more daring.
    Id rip on the French if I was not just a layman but.

    How did our splooge taste when you guys were frenching Nick Saban

  • huckelberry said... (original post)

    Spat on luge


    There once was a girl from Baton Rouge,
    Many a Spartan has spat on her luge.
    Why such a dis,
    For this LSU miss?
    It's gotta be slang for her kooz.

  • SpartanRalph said... (original post)

    There once was a girl from Baton Rouge,

    Many a Spartan has spat on her luge.

    Why such a dis,

    For this LSU miss?

    It's gotta be slang for her kooz.

    This post was edited by huckelberry 7 months ago

  • It must bring pride to be relevant,
    only when bagmen are prevalent.
    It's money from shoes,
    and nefarious dudes.
    Please get the fuck out the tournament.

    This post was edited by Roger Waymeth 6 months ago

  • not creative to write a Limerick right now, but LSU is certainly not playing like a three seed right now. add to that that they have an assistant coach filling in as coach, there is no way they beat MSU.

  • The Tigers will travel to play
    gainst the Spartans and hope they can stay
    but with Cassius controlling
    And Quado’s 3s flowing ......
    Laissez les bon temps rouler

  • Those LSU shitheads suck at basketball
    And when they try to insult you with a drawl
    Kick those tigers in the face
    Spartan spirit you'll embrace
    Just remember that pride comes before the fall.

  • The fans of LSU
    May try to call us MooU
    But with Winston, Goins and McQuade
    Raining 3s like a damn air raid
    Us Spartans will say foutre vous.

  • No coach and no scruples, their stock did a crash.
    Tigers, like Walvies, bring trailer park trash.
    DC it will be,
    Those cheaters will see,
    Quite a new flavor of Cash.

  • 1982spartan said... (original post)

    not creative to write a Limerick right now, but LSU is certainly not playing like a three seed right now. add to that that they have an assistant coach filling in as coach, there is no way they beat MSU.

    There once was a poster from MSU
    Who asked for limericks about LSU.
    But every damned time
    One reply doesn't rhyme
    And that deserves multiple "F's U!"

  • mark_v said... (original post)

    There once was a poster from MSU

    Who asked for limericks about LSU.

    But every damned time

    One reply doesn't rhyme

    And that deserves multiple "F's U!"

    I know it makes me a kvetch.
    It probably makes you all retch.
    But if you can't write a limerick
    I'll insult you like a dick.
    I'm basically this thread's Fletch.

  • LSU spells Loser U sans a few vowels.
    Come tip-off in DC, you'll vacate your bowels.
    Your coach bounced his check,
    And your program's a wreck.
    The chances of you winning? Uh, doubtful.

  • mark_v said... (original post)

    I know it makes me a kvetch.

    It probably makes you all retch.

    But if you can't write a limerick

    I'll insult you like a dick.

    I'm basically this thread's Fletch.

    Don't be a tool just like grumpy old Mark,
    Writings lack cadence of that limerick narc.
    Just spit out some drool,
    For that other school.
    Skip all the misguided rude message board snark.

  • Sorry for not acting my age
    But the Tigers don’t belong on this stage
    They should open their shelves
    And then fuck themselves
    With a Shaq-sized andouille sausage

  • Tiger morals are lagging
    They enjoy tea-bagging
    Each other in bars n
    By boosters in cars
    LSU's a factory of collegiate fagging

    This post was edited by ndliblnc 7 months ago

  • An offer strong-ass to the tattooed Smart guy,
    Javonte knows nothing, like Shultz did he cry.
    The boom to come down,
    Wade runs out of town.
    Slick Rick cannot help him dodge this FBI.

  • The Tigers from ol' LSU
    Wanted to become a basketball school
    So they paid for their wins
    Will Wade died for their sins
    Enjoy all those asterisks, fools

    Oh, and their women smell like corndogs.

    This post was edited by Northern Gator 7 months ago

  • Naz looks so nappy and Smart can't be that,
    Skylar sounds vag and she's sporting no tatt.
    Purple like peckers,
    Golden like pee.
    That stupid toy tiger, from Sparty be shat.

  • Hillbillies and hicks, purple trannies with sticks,
    The LSU cousins kiss each other's pricks.
    Deliverance comes,
    And right up their bums,
    Inbreediing shows clear on their cheerleader chicks.

  • TmcNair96 said... (original post)

    Your Coach is Tom Izzo,

    A team doctor who fondled girls that were little,

    former staff and players that hit women in the face,

    This place sounds like hell,nah it's just Michigan State

    McNair is the one with that LSU name.
    His limerick fell flat, missing all of this game.
    We hope he can play,
    But better, this way.
    His sister might spread just to help with his shame.

  • TmcNair96 said... (original post)

    Y'all maybe right,

    Maybe Wade did cheat.

    But Izzo is still living off Cleeves and Mo Pete.

    And I know it's been a while

    but now MSU is known for molesting little girls,

    While the doctor play with his meat

    Do you LSU fucks even know what a limerick is?

    By the way, congrats on being such a clean university that has never had anyone do something terrible. Oh, wait:

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/wgno.com/2018/09/19/lsu-trained-surgeon-and-girlfriend-allegedly-raped-women-and-the-da-fears-there-may-be-hundreds-of-victims/amp/

    This post was edited by Northern Gator 7 months ago