Insult scUM with a limerick

Insult scUM with a limerick

  • There once was a team from Ann Arbaugh
    That yapped incessantly, "blaugh, blaugh, blaugh, baugh"
    But their Harbaugh was sourbaugh
    Holy crap, what a waaaaaannhbaugh!
    The Spartans gon' expunge them like garbaugh!

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    This post was edited by TheAxMan 11 months ago

  • Discussion
  • there once was a post that sucked big time

  • Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan,
    Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan!
    Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan,
    Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan,
    Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan Fuck Michigan!

  • Still enjoying the Penn St. Win
    24 hours of celebratin'
    We know what's ahead
    Behind the wood shed
    A whoopin is 'bout to begin

    This post was edited by huckelberry 11 months ago

  • Michigan State’s offense is just messed
    Michigan’s defense is one of the best
    But they come to East Lansing
    Bada- Boom- Bada- Bing
    Harbaugh will leave feeling depressed

  • I can’t wait to destroy them
    It will feel good to do it
    I hope we win a zilly
    What happened to Bolley
    Johnny Spirit sucks

    And I doing it right?

  • All thought Harbaugh was the top of his class
    And would easily pound MSU to the grass
    But Jim's only become besties
    with the underside of Coach D's testies
    And we just keep on beating his ass

  • So here come the wolverine
    Queue up the hype machine
    "Shea is dynamic!"
    Nobody panic
    By now this is all routine

    This post was edited by huckelberry 11 months ago

  • Facing a ranked wolverine team again
    It's been the way the last seven of ten
    lose and spiral out of control
    head off to some flea-bag bowl
    rinse and repeat Michigan...

  • There's a school, that sounds, like McChicken
    It's a pox, that can verily, en-sicken
    Their fans, are flea-bitten
    With themselves, they are smitten
    Pwek-pwaaak, pwek-pwaak-pwaak, pwek-pwaak - chicken!

    This post was edited by TheAxMan 11 months ago

  • The call themselves victors valiant,
    always with a ton of crootin' stars talent,
    Yet they come to East Lansing
    to get their annual de-pantsing
    Then slink back to Ann Arbwhore disgallant.

  • They are full of excuses that crew
    When they lose they start spouting a few
    Too much rain on the ground
    Or the field was crowned
    But we will just say 9 and 2

  • There once was a dandy named Brian
    His Harbaugh man-crush sent him a-flyin'
    "Jeem, my hero!"
    "Moo-U, zero!"
    When he says that, he ain't a-lyin.

  • Today I met a prick who loves scUM
    he says smelling Harbaugh's farts makes him cum
    but when their team still did lose
    to a Spartan team making news
    he got soft and grew sick in the tum

    This post was edited by newduke2 11 months ago

  • To the whorehouse went one odd old fellow,
    Dressed head to toe in blue and yellow.
    He said eyes agleam,
    I'm as hard as my team,
    And displayed a dick made out of Jell-O.

  • It's easier to see
    which team has proven to be
    the best in the state
    through wins against great
    foes viewed in 1080p

  • Fueled by years past when we lose
    To those arrogant fucks in their blues
    The rage of the Spartans has grown
    Saturday we make the State our own
    As "It'll never be over" we'll muse

  • Consider the mighty wolverine
    in the woods, their smell quite obscene
    on the trails, frequently stopping
    feasting on other critters' droppings
    explaining their "shit eating greens."

  • Methinks y’all don’t understand lim’ricks
    These posts have made me quite dysthymic
    I pray thee, St. Peter,
    Help them understand meter
    It’s not that arcane of a gimmick

  • DopeBro69 said... (original post)

    Methinks y’all don’t understand lim’ricks

    These posts have made me quite dysthymic

    I pray thee, St. Peter,

    Help them understand meter

    It’s not that arcane of a gimmick

    Thank you. I feel like a misunderstood genius. I guess even Shakespeare wasnt really recognized until after his death..

  • DopeBro69 said... (original post)

    Methinks y’all don’t understand lim’ricks

    These posts have made me quite dysthymic

    I pray thee, St. Peter,

    Help them understand meter

    It’s not that arcane of a gimmick

    I thought that I was doing just fine
    starting syllables: do you need nine?
    Then this part has five
    Am I starting to jive?
    Oh, and Michigan girls look like swine

  • Raised next door to Ann Arbor
    Relish the ill will I harbor
    Never forget
    the people I met
    Cut U down more than a barber

  • There once was a Walvie named Balas
    And in his heart was pure malice
    He slandered MSU
    He slung verbal poo
    And his handle on Grindr was "Alice"

    This post was edited by Ross Ewich 11 months ago

  • There once was a writer named Joe Falls
    Who wrote like he had zero balls
    The guy at the DAC
    Said, "Lick me where I pee,
    And keep building those Maize and Blue walls"

    This post was edited by Ross Ewich 11 months ago

  • There once was a player named Winovich
    And for revenge he had a great itch.
    Then the lion was let out of the cage
    With relentless controlled rage
    And Winovich cried like a little bitch.

    This post was edited by TDGreen 11 months ago

  • All aboard the wolvie excuse train
    It helps them to diffuse the loss pain
    The field was too crowned
    Clock not properly wound
    Maybe it's that they suck. I'm just say'n...