OT: Quote of the Day

OT: Quote of the Day

  • “May the forces of evil become confused

    on the way to your house.”

    – George Carlin

  • Discussion
  • Sometimes you have to say

    "What the F@#$"

    Risky Business

  • You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire, they're exactly alike.
    Dave Attell.

  • Go as far as you can see. When you get there you'll see how to go further.

  • ocaladawg1 said... (original post)You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire, they're exactly alike.Dave Attell.




    Attell might be my favorite comic of all-time. Very underrated.
  • "Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”

    – George Carlin

  • "There are good days and there are bad days, and this is one of them." ~~~ Lawrence Welk

  • Quote of The Day

    "My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is.”
    – Ellen DeGeneres

  • “Those that can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.”


    -Voltaire

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  • "The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."
    - Bertrand Russell

    “It pays to keep an open mind, but not so open your brains fall out.”
    - Carl Sagan

    This post was edited by SharkDawg 9 months ago

  • I feel sorry for people that don’t drink because when they wake up that’s the best they will feel all day.

    Frank Sinatra

  • SharkDawg said... (original post)"The fundamental cause of the trouble is that in the modern world the stupid are cocksure while the intelligent are full of doubt."- Ber...

    That Russell quote reminds me of lines from WB Yeats’ “The Second Coming”.

    The best lack all conviction, while the worst/are full of passionate intensity

  • "Give without remembering. Receive without forgetting."

    -Somebody

    "There's no such thing as too early for a beer, especially on draft day."

    -Me

  • “When you come to a Fork in the Road, Take it!”

    ~ Yogi Berra


  • “Logical consequences are the scarecrows of fools and the beacons of wise men.”

    Huxley

  • Lol
    What we do in the shadows this week had a spoof on the OBR saying Superb Owl.

  • Though I’ve beat you and I’ve flayed you, by the living God that made you, you’re a better man than I am, Gunga Din

  • "It's a small world when you've got unbelievable tits Roy. "

    Ernie McCracken

  • When baiting a mousetrap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse. D. A. Levy

  • A man has got to believe in something..... I believe I will have another beer.

    Some smart guy.

  • radovic said... (original post)LolWhat we do in the shadows this week had a spoof on the OBR saying Superb Owl.

    No idea if I invented that one or if it was cryptomnesia.

  • "A computer once beat me at chess,

    but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”

    – Emo Philips

  • 'The next person that tells me I'm not religious, I'm going to shove my rosary beads
    up their A S S.' Joe Biden

  • "Cosmic religiousness is the strongest and most noble driving force of scientific research. "

    Albert Einstein